Hello friends, just got emailed a few Santa Banta jokes. 

want to share some with u :)

1)Sardar bought a new mobile.

He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has

changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610



2)Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much

thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

3)Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.

Santa: I think I'll take the money.

An old joke from memory:





Two Members of Parliament who opposed what ever the other said or did, met face to face on a narrow elivated foot-path, where one will have to step down aside that the other can pass by.



The Treasury Bench M.P then said

" I never give way to fools!" and continued his walk.

The opposition M.P. stepped aside and said

" I do!" by contributed by Raghunathan, Kadangode.

Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls

and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't b heard!

Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls?

by Hemant Jain

Wife ..... How will we celebrate our wedding anniversary today ???

hubby....  WITH A 2 MINUTE SILENCE !!!





Young man about to get married soon enters book store and asks at the counter for a book titled

" Woman ... how can man master her."

young lady at counter  with a straight face answers him ......  " Please sir you can try under .'FICTION' section 

on your left" by unknown

Husband to wife:  now that our daughter had reached a marragible age , we wil have to find an intelligent  lovable  partner for her.

Wife Dryly ;   wish MY father  had thought like that!!!! by Most certainly not me :) .. read it in TOI.